Playing it cooler than a polar bear colony

I hate Geography, it's been three days since I took the exam and I havent gotten my stupid grade back. Here's to hoping for an B+. So far my GPA is a 3.55-Cum Laude here I come.

Last night apparently people were just so fucking excited about a concert because when I was in class I could hear top 40 hits being played over a loud speaker and kids screaming outside. I heard some Mariah Carey and yessss....Kelly Clarkson. For I would never complain about her.

Well Jon is just a shitbagger. We were supposed to hang out last night but nooooo. He said he'd call at around 9 because he decided to hang out with her--er...Jason. No!!! I will not talk shit about people. Anyway, so yeah smoked a little bit. Then pops out of nowhere are two cops who pull into the neighbor's yard across the street. Oh lord have mercy, I dropped to the ground like some Mission Impossible shit. Thank god my lights were all out. I started spritzing the house and pretty much crawled to my room. Weird, I know, I also watched tv with no lights on for a while. Those bitches were there for at least 2 hours. Then as my neighbor was talking to him outside, I peep out the window-paranoid as hell. I swear that bitch is looking back at me. I break out my high power binoculars but there are no holes big enough to peep through with those damn things. So I keep on peeping, I'm wondering if they saw me. I turned out the lights and tv because I thought he'd be able to see my shadow.I'm too fuckin paranoid. I think it's time for me to stop smoking cause I can't look over my shoulder without seeing cops or thinking they're after me. Shit I'm not even selling it either!

I forgot to mention how I'm going to miss my World Politics Class--especially sexy Ben. *sigh* I heart British boys. Especially ones that went to the same school as Prince William and Harry. That's right bitch went to Eton. And he's sexy sexy sexy too. But he's going back to England now...bitches. I'm gonna miss Palestinian Muhammad. I never asked him if he hated Jewish people. I mean I'm not trying to be rude or anything but there was this Palestinian guy at VCU who absolutely abhorred Jews. It was so ridiculous and I was just wondering if it was the general concensus or just his opinion. But I don't know him like that, maybe I'll have him in one of my classes. That dude was smart as shit. Yeah, I don't want to take my next classes, they're stupid history shit and research methods. Bitch I've known how to write a research paper since 10th grade. Okay so footnotes are the bane of my existence and if we have to use them in Political Science someone will have to kiss my ass cause it ain't workin for me!